so now having seen both the spider-man films (at least the ones dealing with origin stories), i got to thinking... i could very easily be peter parker. i made this elaborate mental list with all the reasons why i could be him. but then i forgot it. so here is a new list.
the top 10 reasons why i cannot be spider-man
1- i don't wear glasses
2-my photography skills are somewhat lacking
3-i don't have an excessively wealthy best friend
4-i never go on field trips to large scientific corporations
5-heck, i don't even know of any large scientific corporations
6-i mean, i don't even like science!
7-my parents and uncle aren't dead
8-i'm too afraid to ever try to wrestle bonesaw
9-small knives are my weakness
10-nobody in their right mind would ever move a big crane so i could swing on it
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